The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“Oh look at that. My tea has gone cold.”
“If I wouldn't have tripped, you wouldn't have stopped, now would you?”
“There's something wrong with people who seek reality in fiction.”
“I'm going to teach you how to talk to your seniors, baldy.”
“*after touching Misa's butt and getting away with it* This is an outrage... taking advantage of this situation! I assure you, I will get to the bottom of this!”
“And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.”
“So, who should we hold responsible? Compensation. Punishment. If you didn't want any problems you shouldn't have taken risks.”
“I bet that when they run out of delicacy points, girls turn into old ladies.”
“A politician in the past once said: "My secretaries did it all."”
“And so... I have written down the lesson I've learned from this vital experience in form of a title suitable for a business reference book: "Never hold meetings. The outcome is determined before the meeting begins."”
“I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.”
“It doesn't matter where I look, it's always idiots as far as the eye can see.”
“I just know you are all my newest enemies... and you have really nice guns. You people are all the same. You think you're so special! "Oh yeah, with all of our wonderful guns on this pathetic train, there's no way anyone can stop us! We are invincible and unbeatable! We are so strong with all of our men and our guns!" *laughs*”
“This is the first and last time I bring a dude to my bed.”
“Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?”
“If you are still determined to take your own life, please do so outside... *To Grell*”
“How come you wear glasses? I mean, you're really pretty but you can only appeal to a tiny section of the fanbase. *To Miyuki*”
