#Sarcasm

“Don't concern yourself with what those tasteless idiots say.”

“I found a job after graduation, but it was at the school. So much for sentimental farewells.”

“A thief is a creative artist who takes his prey in style... But a detective is nothing more than a critic, who follows our footsteps.”

“I should use a cheerful joke to lighten the mood. Would you like a snack? Or, maybe I should snack on you instead?”

“Entire civilizations were built and destroyed between now and the last time you said "we'll go soon"! I'll have rotted and turned to ash by the time this "soon" of yours comes!!”

“You are right. I am not a detective, but a thief. And stealing is what thieves do best, even if it's a persons heart.”

“Yes, Children can be quite demanding about their games.”

“Smiles and laughter are always good, but never forget your Poker Face!”

“It's a beautiful night. It almost makes me want to go out for a bite to drink.”

“Listen to your seniors once in a while or I will kill you.”

“If a girl chases after you, it's likely a trap.”

“My plan was perfect, but there was one thing I overlooked, one factor I failed to calculate. He's a dumbass. And there is no accounting for Dumbass...Ness.”

“Our contracts are completely dependent upon you agreeing to them first. I think that, in and of itself, is quite kind of us.”

“It's amazing how every time you open your mouth, you manage to prove you're an idiot.”

“Why did I rescue this guy in the first place? He's anti-social, thinks he's evil kenevil, and hardly speaks. You've got such a gloomy personality, why don't you stop pretending to be human.”

“I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.”