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“Well, I don't see what's so funny. I'm honest, I speak my mind, and I don't hold back. It's sneaky people like Kaoru who are the troublemakers.”
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The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“Well, I don't see what's so funny. I'm honest, I speak my mind, and I don't hold back. It's sneaky people like Kaoru who are the troublemakers.”
“Guys are simple creatures. Just by talking to them, they get the wrong idea.”
“The devil made me do it. It was all his fault. Yup, all him. Look at them shake. I don't blame them. The second I spotted them, I put a lid on the tin and ran away. In other words, I kidnapped them. Is there any way to spin this? I mean, any way to solve the problem?”
“ADW is a severe, incurable ailment that makes the patient Able to Do only what he Wants to do.”
“Effort is nothing but a means to an end. Being proud of the fact that you tried is just putting the carriage before the horse.”
“It doesn't matter who I am. You can just think of me as the talking air.”
“Let me tell you how important it is to keep your mouth shut. Me, I've seen so many damn people going on and on about "these will be the last words you ever hear" and "take these words with you to the afterlife", and then that gives whoever they're fighting an opening to strike back. Crazy, isn't it? I see it all the time, in books, in plays, even in real life! I don't even know why, but somehow the more comfortable someone is with killing, the more they flap their mouth when it comes time to do the deed, yakking on and on and on. As you might have guessed, I myself happen to be such a person! And therefore, as such, in light of that revelation, I'll say that one is enough, and since that one is of course myself, I want you all to shut up. You're boring. Swallow those words and take them to the afterlife yourself, if you want them delivered there so damn much.”
“I wouldn´t mind being eaten, as long as it was by a scorchingly hot lady titan.”
“If I could sell boredom, I would make a fortune out of it.”
“You don't have any power or technique like Jack Johnson or Jack Dempsey either! You know any boxer names? You know I'm right? If you're an American, of course you know! If you say you don't know, or something, I won't forgive you! I will never forgive you! And even if you know them, I still won't forgive you, though!”
“I don't know which is more pathetic; the fool, or those who follow him.”
“If you feel the ends justify the means, how does that make you different from us demons, exactly?”
“Secondhand smoke kills, you know. It's far worse than the fumes you inhale directly. Take diethylene, one of those nasty carcinogens your doctor might have warned you about on your last visit. Firsthand smoke has between 5.3 and 43 nanograms of diethylene, whereas, secondhand smoke has 680 and 823 nanograms.Then we've got quinoline, another effective one, secondhand smoke has 18,000 nanograms; 11 times more than the amount you're sucking down firsthand. You can make the choice to blacken your lungs, but don't expect to enforce that on me.”
“Even though one is dumped, no matter how one shows his misfortune and seeks kindness, the world doesn't give a damn about it.”
“There's no point in incapable people pushing themselves. You're better off calling for an expert in the field.”
“Urushibara Ruka, delicate as an orchid, fair as a cherry blossom, the personification of feminine grace and also... a dude. Tall as a willow, slender as a reed, a dude. Radiant in shrine vestments, dude. The sun dips low in a rosy sky, secateurs buzz, Ruka is a dude.”
“Oh right, most talented artists become famous after they're dead, I'll make you great by taking you to the cemetery called prison!”
“Transfer students, no mater what world or time they're in - exist to be stared at.”
