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“You are really red. It would be fun to hang you from a traffic light, and stop cars.”
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The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“You are really red. It would be fun to hang you from a traffic light, and stop cars.”
“It most certainly isn't pleasant being called a "traitor" by creatures you've never met.”
“Why do people have to work? I just want to eat and sleep. I should have born as a panda at the zoo.”
“Aside from the fact that I don't have any friends or girlfriends, I'm still a high quality product!”
“I've never seen a hero fall down stairs, cry, and get first aid from demons.”
“Look what happens when you're not fast enough! You get CUT! It's more fun when it hurts a little bit though, isn't it?”
“If sorry could solve anything, we wouldn't have a need for the police.”
“I just want to relieve my sexual frustrations. All I feel towards a cat eared high school girl in her underwear... is lust.”
“Who cares? Who cares if they're human or if they're something else? If they have boobs, what's the problem?”
“Didn't your mother ever tell you that mentioning a woman's age will get you killed?”
“I don't think I'm cut out for manual labor. I need to get a more creative job, like saving the whales.”
“Love is simply an electrical bug in the human neural circuit.”
“Time is not money. You can't buy time, now can you?”
“Games aren't meant for competition. They're things to master.”
“I wouldn't learn German just to apologize, that would be too much work.”
“We must demonstrate that we took action, even if our action was meaningless.”
“Yes! One small candy for man, one giant candy for new mankind.”
