The best anime quotes about comedy.
“[Onizuka's p*nis is bit by a snake]Someone. Suck the poison out! ...Fuyutsuki-chan! I beg you! Suck it out quickly!”
“The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year.”
“*To Haruhi Fujioka about him helping her search for her wallet in water* A little water never hurt anyone. Besides, people are always telling me that I'm dripping with good looks.”
“You're a hero to other poor people, Fujioka. You've shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy. It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others... Spurned, neglected, but that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you, poor man, to our world... of beauty!”
“I think running a restaurant would fit you better than being an assassin.”
“Celebrating Mr. Jesus's birthday (Christmas) was fun, why don't we celebrate Buddha's and Muhammad's birthday next time?”
“And the TV show ended by saying how young people are becoming increasingly illiterate, but doesn't browsing the Internet and blogging actually improve your literacy?”
“Reality is just a crappy game!”
“Well, I'd better get back to my seat. The unmarried woman with her unmarried face is about to come to start the unmarried homeroom.”
“I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, it was the worst dream ever.”
“Oh, life is fun! Try sayin' that ten times fast ten thousand times a minute every day for the rest of your life and it'll screw with your head so bad that all problems will disappear like MAGIC! Okay okay okay, I've gotten past the sadness and as of now I'm evolving to a HIGHER STAAAATE! Right? Tell me you all think so! Life is a magnificent beast, and it excites me!”
“Sounds like a lot of work, I think I'll pass. I'd rather play and I'll ask for help when I get stuck.”
“I put a propulsion engine under your seat just in case you messed up.”
“High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls!”
“They have no faces, no mouths... Their slimy bodies are completely hairless! They are... the skinned chickens!... Or you could just say they're chickens.”
