The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Oh great, it's a kid! I thought I was rescuing a babe, a luscious damsel in distress, not some flat chested little girl.”
“Hey! Sameji, why don't we give Takkun a little preview of forbidden lesbian love?”
“*points to Jet*Don't give me that art of war crap! And you!*points to the other man*You take too long to take a sh*t!”
“There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, and women with attitude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!?”
“*аfter a customer tells Tamaki she's afraid that her father will yell at her if she drinks this* What if I let you drink it from my mouth?”
“Actually... Ponytails turn me on... that ponytail you had back then, it looked so good it was criminal!”
“What kind of mad scientist worries about not getting enough vegetables?”
“Listen midget! I'm going to curse you and make you shrink 1 cm everyday, and in only 156 days you'll vanish completely!!”
“Give a kid a smoke and he'll be happy for a day. Teach him how to smoke... he'll be happy for his whole shortened life.”
“Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you – not rob you.”
“You're useless, Lucy. You can't understand a woman's heart.”
“We should work towards world peace. Like giving everyone in the world an Upa cushion...”
“There are times in a man's life when he must STRIP”
“Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea!”
“Urameshi, I'm gonna mess your face up so bad that kittens won't even look at you.”
“Kuwabara, come back! You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!”
