The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Urushibara Ruka. The mannerisms and voice of a woman... No. More feminine than ANY woman. But he's a guy. Taller than Mayuri, but so very thin... But he's a guy. Looks great in a miko outfit... But he's a guy. It's already twilight and yet, it's so hot. The cicadas are crying. But... He's a guy.”
“That's interesting. Don't do it again.”
“Uh, sorry... I forgot I'm supposed to airsit, I mean babybend, I-i mean babysit the kids.”
“Sooo... Korra. There they go, here we are, all alone in the gym... just you and me... TWO, alone people. Together. Alone.”
“We are perfect for each other! She's strong, I'm strong. She's fun, I'm fun. She's beautiful... I'm GORGEOUS!”
“C'mon, there is no such thing as gross stuff in this world... Except for GROSSLY CUTE things.”
“Huh?!? Aliens!? What kind of a person believes in aliens anyway?! I know. A STUPID ONE.”
“Your best friend is a... polar bear dog. Somehow that makes perfect sense.”
“I'll never forget that you wasted three minutes of my life.”
“Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?”
“However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a black hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.”
