#Comedy

“That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right? (Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different... (Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!”

“Now you're suddenly in a big rush to go? What's the point in hurrying, we're already three hours late.”

“This guy's a special kind of stupid.”

“Ooops....My finger slipped.”

“*points at Black Star* What is that? Some kind of monkey? Yeah...it must be a monkey.”

“She's an idiot, right?”

“D-mn! I just stepped in a pile of chiroptoran sh-t!”

“Chicks dig guys in black.”

“Crazy baby.”

“Ever since that day, I've kept this broom balanced on my fingertip.”

“What a punchline, no... that was just a punch.”

“It's overpriced, but that's okay, HERE'S YOUR CHANGE!”

“This is your home now, so make yourself comfortable. And take advantage of everything here, except me.”

“I'm surrounded by idiots.”

“You're too loud, Police Girl. I don't care if you're a vampire, you're still English. Have some manners.”

“A four-poster coffin. Bloody hell.”