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“Ha ha ha ha! Promise me something, if you're gonna sue, go after the spirit first, okay?”
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The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Ha ha ha ha! Promise me something, if you're gonna sue, go after the spirit first, okay?”
“Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.”
“A symphony can not be created using common sense and probabilities. It is already written in the fate of the composer. No... that's not it. A symphony is the inevitable result of a bad childhood, deafness, and too many beans eaten after a certain time of day.”
“Just look at it Liz, Patti, just look at how the clouds are! Flowing right towards the sun! It's so beautiful, even the sky is symmetrical!”
“Before becoming my Meister there is a list of 1,000 provisions you must peruse. Be sure to look through all of them, they're important. I greatly look forward to your participation in number 452 the five hour story telling party.”
“Of course they are my family, isn't it obvious? And a wonderful family they were. It happened long ago when I was still in the flower of my youth. The cities began to grow wild, people lost hope for the future, they became lazy idol time wasters. And to my everlasting shame I was no exception. Thus I began to watch the 7 O'Clock news religiously every night!”
“Thus at long last the fighting between the rival gangs had ended! To sum up, this leads us to number 778 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Never mail a letter without the return address or the proper postage. And don't call collect.”
“Humming and the nightly news share a very tight connection indeed.”
“Thus I found myself carrying the entire weight of the troop as I preformed my dance before a capacity crowd at the opera house.”
“About the 1,000 provisions that you are required to observe. Now I would like for you to participate in the most important provision. Number 452 the 5 hour story telling party.”
“Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California!”
“You're disgustingly hideous! What the hell kind of thing are you? I've never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot and reburied! You make me violently ill.”
“My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago.”
