The best anime quotes about comedy.
“(to Kagura) Sorry that's your cue to say "Shigure you perv" and roll your eyes, slap me, whatever.”
“You don't look like you'd be endowned with something so great (To Tohru, referring to "womans intuition")”
“We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call "misdirected rage". Though I believe the technical term is being an ass.”
“I'm ho-ome! Yuki-kun, Tohru-kun, I'm home! Oh, and let's not forget stupid-clumsy-Kyo-kun-who-lost-yet-another-fight!”
“A mystery... (Haru says this a lot, usually when it's not a mystery at all)”
“It's amazing no one's locked you up yet (to Shigure)”
“One more word Shigure and the entire publishing industry will know every embarrassing thing you've done since you were four.”
“My legend dates back to the 12th Century thank you very much.”
“My mornings begin with a cup of coffee with cream at the cafe. My afternoon begins with hot tea with two lumps of sugar. And my evenings... In the evening I change into my pajamas.”
“Let me get this straight. You're going to defeat me with a creampuff and an elf?”
“I never said I was a witch did I? You just made that assumption all on your own. I'm really just a cat with a ridiculous amount of magical power.”
“[to a dating simulation that has just dumped him] Wait! If you cut off negotiations, it can only lead to war. Accept a truce, and I will listen to whatever you have to say. Let's work toward a compromise!”
“I went with raven for a long bathroom break.”
“[sounding like Marlon Brando] I'm the Godfather of Games. Capsice?”
