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“I don't know what you're trying to pull, but I'm not into this kinky stuff, and you're WAY too old!”
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The best anime quotes about comedy.
“I don't know what you're trying to pull, but I'm not into this kinky stuff, and you're WAY too old!”
“Kurama, do not make me come over there and remove that precious thing you call a voice box.”
“Huh? What are you doing falling into a hole? Some genius you are. Serves you right!”
“You know, it'd really be embarrassing to get eaten by something that came out of an egg this tiny.”
“If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are, and we won't bother you.”
“All the while we've been thinking you were a brilliant strategist when really, you're just a lucky fool.”
“You shouldn't talk. It makes you sound stupid.”
“I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care for them even less. Wake me for the end of the world.”
“Bite my ankles shorty, I swear I'll make you cry to your mom! If you have a mom, that is!”
“Of all the nerve, assault me and then ask for a meal, you're getting squat!”
“Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much!”
“The chosen one? I feel more like the frozen one.”
“Oh, silly me. I must have forgotten to turn on my hearing aid. When you're a washed up old hag like me, the memory is the first to go.”
