The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Oh, you know... I'm gonna do this, and a little of that... and I'm definitely gonna do THAT...! (to Kyo about Tohru, after calling her Kyo's girlfriend)”
“He wouldn't notice if I got a crew cut, shaved my head bald, or even grew an afro!”
“I can't lose to my older sister! Right now she's ahead of me by 2 millimeters in chest size!”
“Sometimes I think the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house.”
“Thanks for the real vote of confidence. You two should be cheerleaders, you'd look cute in skirts!”
“[to Kyo after they trip] What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn't even know that Jason isn't really a bear! He's a character from a horror film!”
“[referring to Tohru] If anyone can find a way to choke on rice, it's her.”
“[To Kyo] Perhaps if you'd just die you'd be reincarnated as something more pleasant.”
“A woman who can talk tough while completely naked...amazing. (about Rin, the horse)”
“[To Yuki] Liar! Moping around like a sad rat who lost his cheese!”
“Go ahead! I'll just turn you into the police for assaulting a minor! (To Kyo)”
“Another story of Fruits Basket manga has begun. I have something very important to tell everyone. Yuki is actually...A GIRL!”
