“Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.”
“Yeah it's going to be freaking awesome!”
“Yeah Kid you're not garbage. If you were garbage you would smell a lot worse so why don't we just get up and try again okay?”
“Hey sis, I've been wondering. How come everyone always closes their eyes when they sneeze? Is it to keep their eyes from popping out of their heads?”