Jiraiya

“Knowing what it feels to be in pain, is exactly why we try to be kind to others.”

“Rejection makes a man stronger.”

“All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days.”

“Die! Just Die! You have no talent at all!!”

“Baka, baka, baka!! They found out I was peeking! Now my research is ruined!”

“*last words* The Tale of Naruto Uzumaki... yes... that has a nice ring to it.”

“Never go back on your word...and never give up. That's your ninja way...and as your mentor ... I have no business whining! Because the student's ninja way should be the master's too! Isn't that so, Naruto?!”

“When people get hurt, they learn to hate... When people hurt others, they become hated and racked with guilt. But knowing that pain allows people to be kind. Pain allows people to grow... and how you grow is up to you.”

“Wherever someone thinks of you, that's where home is.”

“I'm not a pervert... I'm a super pervert!”

“*to Naruto* Even I can tell that hatred is spreading. I wanted to do something about it...but I don't know what. I believe... that someday the day will come when people truly understand one another!! If I can't find the answer, it will be up to you to do it!!”

“Shut up you flat-chested bitch Tsunade!”

“The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives, but how he dies.”

“*to Naruto* I think we all have to acknowledge you. Gamatatsu, Gamakichi, Sakura, Tsunade...and I... We all admit you've worked really hard. But I wonder what's pushing you forward.”

“There, that ending...was a little better. The frog at the bottom of the well drifts off into the great ocean. Heh heh ...yep. Pretty damn honorable... pretty damn honorable...”

“I am, Jiraiya, the epitome of manliness! I shall fall for no woman's wiles! When you're me, you only need to flash that sexiness to have women fall at your feet.”

“Rejection is a part of any man’s life. If you can’t accept and move past rejection, or at least use it as writing material - you’re not a real man.”

“*to Orochimaru about Sasuke* Because it's no fun to train a genius!”

“A person grows up when he's able to overcome hardships. Protection is important, but there are some things that a person must learn on his own.”

“Stop calling me Ero-sennin!!”

“Getting dumped always makes a man stronger. But then again, men aren't meant to pursue happiness.”

“*to Orochimaru* You're wrong, that's not what makes a shinobi. You never did get it, a real ninja is one who endures no matter what gets thrown at him... Let me explain something to you, there is only one thing that matters if you are a shinobi, and it isn't the number of jutsu you possess. All you do need, is the guts to never give up.”