Jiraiya — memorable quote from Naruto

“Babies are jobless when they are born too! It's just that they are tainted in the large bathtub called life after that!”

“Chasing someone is tiring, and being chased is mentally exhausting. But making someone chase you can be fun.”

“Mistaking lust for love shows that you're caught in an inflationary spiral of sexual frustration.”

“There are all sorts of mysteries in this world, like snacks and candy and sweets falling from the sky!”

“I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient.”