“I am, Jiraiya, the epitome of manliness! I shall fall for no woman's wiles! When you're me, you only need to flash that sexiness to have women fall at your feet.”
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“I am, Jiraiya, the epitome of manliness! I shall fall for no woman's wiles! When you're me, you only need to flash that sexiness to have women fall at your feet.”
“People only find me interesting because they can't tell whether I'm serious or not.”
“There are two kinds of girls in this world. Lovely girls who can get along with me. And all the bitches who can't”
“You're fat, slow and sloppy. It's not the outside that counts, but there's a limit to that too.”
“I'm a man who makes precise choices about time, place, and people. Pleople call me Master of Choices. I'm gonna be the King of the Choices!”
“A lone warrior surviving hundreds of battles, when it comes to losing, I'm the strongest.”
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