Jiraiya — memorable quote from Naruto

“*about Ino* What a drag... I say a single thing against Sasuke, and I have to get that evil look from her eyes.”

“Don't you think forcing people to help with something pointless is far more cruel?”

“Well, I don't see what's so funny. I'm honest, I speak my mind, and I don't hold back. It's sneaky people like Kaoru who are the troublemakers.”

“You are really red. It would be fun to hang you from a traffic light, and stop cars.”

“Don't tell me what to do, you seaweed head.”