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“I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.”
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The best anime quotes about comedy.
“I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.”
“If I wouldn't have tripped, you wouldn't have stopped, now would you?”
“I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Takashi! I won't forget to brush my teeth again! I won't forget!...”
“There's something wrong with people who seek reality in fiction.”
“Hero? No! We're pirates! I love heroes, but I don't wanna be one! Do you know what heroes are? Say there is a chunk of meat. Pirates will have a banquet and eat it, but heroes will share it with other people. I want all the meat!”
“I'm going to teach you how to talk to your seniors, baldy.”
“*after touching Misa's butt and getting away with it* This is an outrage... taking advantage of this situation! I assure you, I will get to the bottom of this!”
“My face feels heavy, and I can't walk in these shoes.”
“*To the twins* We've had enough of this! You're both to blame for this fight! Hika-chan and Kao-chan, I want you to make up and go halfsies on this cake, okay? But, I want to have a piece too, so I guess we're gonna have to go thirdsies. We're not going to be able to split the strawberry on top though. What should we do? Maybe I should just take it. After all, strawberries are my favorite. Oh, I forgot to ask, Hika-chan, Kao-chan, do you like strawberries?”
“It was my fault. It was my carelessness that led to Mitsukuni's cavity. I forgot to tell him to brush his teeth before napping... twice.”
“Our mom put us in one of those *points to dresses* when we were little. We still get called 'her darling little girls' at our family reunions.”
“And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.”
“I wanted to see your homework from the other day. And I got to see your face while you were sleeping... so don't sweat it.”
“People who call others stupid are usually more stupid. But I'm stupid, so I'll say it anyways...YOU'RE STUPID!”
