The best anime quotes about comedy.
“I CAN DO THAT TOO!" *He takes out a banana and squishes it, giggling evilly*”
“Risking my life for European politics would make me grassy!”
“If I don't have to do it, I won't. If I have to do it, I'll make it quick.”
“It doesn't matter where I look, it's always idiots as far as the eye can see.”
“This is the first and last time I bring a dude to my bed.”
“Hey! Don't you know the rules!? When heroes transform, ride in their machine, or stand in their main pose, no one should attack them!”
“I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.”
“Apparently Goku hasn't eaten in 500 years, his body's making up for lost time.”
“Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?”
“Master Sergeant Fuery, during your last physical it was discovered you have Athletes Foot, and we now believe it is affecting your brain.”
“How come you wear glasses? I mean, you're really pretty but you can only appeal to a tiny section of the fanbase. *To Miyuki*”
“Zuko's gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he destroyed it! ... Oh, and he's attacking Aang.”
“No surprise...the meeting ended once again without any resolution. Blast all. I really do wish there was someone around here who I didn't always fight with. ... Flying Mint Bunny! Did you come to try to cheer me up, huh? ...This is great! All my magical friends at the same time! But let's have no murders go around, okay? I'm serious guys! Hey, no fair chewing on my sleeve, Uni! I'm too ticklish, so stop the snuggling! You're naughty, Captain Hook, Tinkerbell's not big enough. Take that big, goofy, kissy face back to your little leprechaun friends, since they're the only ones who care! Kidding! Seriously, you're all nutburgers! What am I to do with you?”
“You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and no one would know you weren't wearing anything.”
“Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!”
