The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Look at my soldiers and their mean faces! I taught them that face!”
“I should use a cheerful joke to lighten the mood. Would you like a snack? Or, maybe I should snack on you instead?”
“A normal detective eavesdrops, goes on stakeouts, and gathers information by foot to find out what they're looking for. But a NEET detective can search the world over to find the truth without stepping out of their room!”
“I always thought of humans as intelligent dominoes, since they tend to follow each other.”
“When I become Fuhrer President, all female personnel in the military ... will have to wear mini-skirts.”
“...Have I... Stumbled upon a brand new shitty game again...?”
“Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.”
“Well, hurting girls isn't one of my hobbies. That's why I'll make it my hobby to stomp on their cell phones. Hahahahahaha! I'm so bored of it now... it's no longer my hobby to stomp on cell phones.”
“You are right. I am not a detective, but a thief. And stealing is what thieves do best, even if it's a persons heart.”
“Smiles and laughter are always good, but never forget your Poker Face!”
“The aura of offensive smell has come to such a strong extent that you can even see it!!”
“I'm telling you, it's just that it's soooooo lolilolilolied that it smokes. Come on, girls. One of you loan me your whistle. I'll lolly it up!”
“*To Russia* You were such a cute country when you were born and now your all grown up...”
“Check it out yo, how kick ass is my new fighter plane of doom!? Dude, it blowin your mind yet or what?”
“Entire civilizations were built and destroyed between now and the last time you said "we'll go soon"! I'll have rotted and turned to ash by the time this "soon" of yours comes!!”
