The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Hmm... never noticed those before *after accidently groping Momiji's chest*.”
“Listen to your seniors once in a while or I will kill you.”
“Don't get too close to him, his stupidity is contagious.”
“My plan was perfect, but there was one thing I overlooked, one factor I failed to calculate. He's a dumbass. And there is no accounting for Dumbass...Ness.”
“Who cares about school?! The real me lives on the Internet!”
“I have two rules: First, I'm never wrong. Second, if I'm wrong... back to the first rule.”
“There's one good thing about being an idiot. When they really get into something, they can simple-mindedly devote all of their attention to it. I guess some people would just call them obsessed, but to them, that's high praise!”
“In addition to knowing the secrets of the universe, I can assure you, I am quite potty trained.”
“I'm in the mood for loooooove! *Hot nurse walks in.* I'm in the mood for seeeeeeeeex!”
“Why did I rescue this guy in the first place? He's anti-social, thinks he's evil kenevil, and hardly speaks. You've got such a gloomy personality, why don't you stop pretending to be human.”
“I'm not short, I just live in a big world.”
“*To Shinpachi* When your friend is crying, cry with him. When your friend is worried, you should worry with him. And when your friend has an awkward bowel movement, then you must have an awkward bowel movement too, Shin-chan. If you are a friend, you should be able to share the other's pain, no matter what. And Shin-chan, if your friend goes down the wrong path... Then, you must stop your friend, even if it ruins your friendship. That is true samurai friendship.”
“It's amazing how every time you open your mouth, you manage to prove you're an idiot.”
“Look what happens when you're not fast enough! You get CUT! It's more fun when it hurts a little bit though, isn't it?”
“What's so special about studying? Every problem has an answer. How hard can it be?”
