The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Items to invent: Bed, massage chair, humidifier, rubber band, Rube Goldberg Machine, religion... Religions are invented? I've learned something new.”
“Yes! One small candy for man, one giant candy for new mankind.”
“We must demonstrate that we took action, even if our action was meaningless.”
“The devil made me do it. It was all his fault. Yup, all him. Look at them shake. I don't blame them. The second I spotted them, I put a lid on the tin and ran away. In other words, I kidnapped them. Is there any way to spin this? I mean, any way to solve the problem?”
“Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don't underestimate us!!!”
“[talking about food] The last bite. It is the final one, and the most suitable one to enjoy the most. No matter what it costs, I will not give it up.”
“Well, I don't see what's so funny. I'm honest, I speak my mind, and I don't hold back. It's sneaky people like Kaoru who are the troublemakers.”
“I thought that I was, to a certain degree, an intelligent person. When I realized I was an idiot, I was really shocked!”
“ADW is a severe, incurable ailment that makes the patient Able to Do only what he Wants to do.”
“Okay, here's the plan: We go in, start hitting people, and see where it takes us.”
“I like fish, biiiig FISH. I also have a crap haircut, kinda like Naruto.”
“Oh well, I guess all those who are in love do crazy things.”
“Stress makes you bald, but it's stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway. In the end, there's nothing you can do.”
“Educating a heterosexual person about anime, is a joy for an otaku.”
“If I could sell boredom, I would make a fortune out of it.”
“This world is full of things that defy all common sense.”
“You don't have any power or technique like Jack Johnson or Jack Dempsey either! You know any boxer names? You know I'm right? If you're an American, of course you know! If you say you don't know, or something, I won't forgive you! I will never forgive you! And even if you know them, I still won't forgive you, though!”
