The best anime quotes about comedy.
“It should be natural for you to drink until dawn with someone you get along with, even if he may be your enemy.”
“Making his presence felt on his favorite piece of work - this is an oppurtunity no otaku would miss.”
“Forcing their interest on someone else, that's a legitimate previlege of an otaku.”
“Secondhand smoke kills, you know. It's far worse than the fumes you inhale directly. Take diethylene, one of those nasty carcinogens your doctor might have warned you about on your last visit. Firsthand smoke has between 5.3 and 43 nanograms of diethylene, whereas, secondhand smoke has 680 and 823 nanograms.Then we've got quinoline, another effective one, secondhand smoke has 18,000 nanograms; 11 times more than the amount you're sucking down firsthand. You can make the choice to blacken your lungs, but don't expect to enforce that on me.”
“Heaven is a six-tatami, one room, second floor apartment on Earth. Being a NEET is the best.”
“[about Verde] His head is a bit off and he's a pervert scientist.”
“Even if you're not interested, just read my recommendation. Putting aside disliking the food before trying it, I won't forgive you if you dismiss manga without giving it a chance.”
“The moment of one's confession, is the moment of another's dumping.”
“Urushibara Ruka, delicate as an orchid, fair as a cherry blossom, the personification of feminine grace and also... a dude. Tall as a willow, slender as a reed, a dude. Radiant in shrine vestments, dude. The sun dips low in a rosy sky, secateurs buzz, Ruka is a dude.”
“Hey! I'm totally an adult! I bitch and whine, lie through my teeth, and do things that are unfair.”
“The first person to love the other, is considered as a loser.”
“Why don't you buy paper books? E-books lack character.”
“Who are you again? Sorry, I have a bad memory for ugly faces.”
“I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am.”
“Why are you staring at me? Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake?”
“Yes, I'm the nice twin, but this conversation bores me. Go play in traffic, please.”
“I read in some book that sad and painful things are the spices of an enjoyable life... But I seem to get nothing but spices!”
