The best anime quotes about comedy.
“I know love. The convenience store was selling it. For 298 yen.”
“If I can do it tomorrow, I won't do it today!”
“It's not because I'm lazy, it's just because I don't care.”
“Marriage, the institution where one's existence goes to die. All married people prattle on about their so-called marital bliss about how they love saying "I'm home!" to their spouses, or how seeing their sleeping kids motivates them for tomorrow. But think about it: you can say "I'm home!" if you live your parents, you can even buy some mouthwash and say "I'm home!" to the hippos on the label. And if they're talking about seeing their sleeping kids, that just means they're working hellish overtime hours. How is that in any way blissful?”
“Anime - it's not something that can be thought of in a hall for conferences. It is made out of strange juices current from the brain of animators.”
“I came to realize something. Parenthesis are amazing! No matter how negative something sounds, if you throw "LOL" in some parentheses behind it - it becomes positive!”
“A woman's jealousy is blacker than the oceans deepest chasm. You may all begin screaming now.”
“When someone does something nice for you… shut up and accept it!”
“A guy with only a cat for a friend won't look attractive by playing cool.”
“Throughout all of history, no wise king has ever forced his army to obey him through oppression. People will only truly fight for what is right. And there is only one thing that is truly right in this world! The one true, unchanging righteousness in the world is... cuteness! Cute makes right! All our needs, desires, and instincts seek cuteness, and it is for cuteness that we will give everything we have! That's just the way men are!”
“One cannot live by jokes alone. But if there were no jokes, I’d rather not live.”
“The reason the Yamadas get along fine is because all three adults are nuts. If one of you were normal it would unbalance the rest.”
“I just think we're missing out if we're not trying different things and having fun. Life's too short.”
“Listen up, Cookie. Summer break is a break. We forget about homework. That's common sense. Understand?”
“I’m scared of hot and cold. In winter, I hide under the heating table and in summer, I lie in bed and do nothing.”
“I realized once again that my life is stuck on hard mode.”
