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“If I'm getting in trouble no matter what I do, I may as well make a grand frontal assault and fight to my last breath.”
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The best anime quotes about comedy.
“If I'm getting in trouble no matter what I do, I may as well make a grand frontal assault and fight to my last breath.”
“There's no need to pretend to be cool. Let's show our lame sides. That's who we really are, after all.”
“There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who eat the things they hate first, and those who eat them last.”
“It’s not that I’m a tolerant person. I just don’t want to think about these troublesome things.”
“The ordinary days that we live in may, in fact, be a series of miracles.”
“So, yeah. Strong animals don’t gather in herds or anything like that. Do they not know the expression “a lone wolf”? Cats are cute and wolves are cool. In other words, loners are cute and cool.”
“You know how they have parameters in games? Like, you're good at magic, but your combat skills blow, or you're a great fighter, but you lack in the brains department.”
“We’re always serious. We’re seriously joking around.”
“You don’t waste your time following someone around unless you like him. Stalking is a sign of love.”
“Girls are so annoying. They’re always stubborn and full of jealousy, gossiping about who gets along with whom and who loves whom. Violent too.”
“Life is too bitter, so coffee, at least, should be sweet…”
“You don't dress stylishly or put on makeup to impress guys. You do it to keep other girls in their place.”
“Huh? What are you, retarded? I'm super thoughtful. That's why I stay in the corner and don't cause anyone trouble.”
“It's true that your luster may not have been as bright as gold. You only shined on occasion. You were always arguing and fighting. You have wavy hair. You were lazy. You were the king of sexual harassment. You never paid the rent. You paid your people late. Still, you were brighter than the fake glint of gold plating. When you were angry, your entire soul was enraged. When you laughed, you laughed with all your heart. Your silver was much more beautiful.”
“These girls are pixels. Data. I know that. So how would you describe the girl you like? Protein? Calcium? A pointless argument. What’s important is that there’s love. Isn’t that what you people always say?”
“Chasing someone is tiring, and being chased is mentally exhausting. But making someone chase you can be fun.”
“Babies are jobless when they are born too! It's just that they are tainted in the large bathtub called life after that!”
“I'm used to gettting clobbered by her and all. But damn. A slap on the face hurts so much more.”
