Hachiman Hikigaya — memorable quote from Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru.

“Mankind is a very intresting species.”

“Did you know? If a colony of ants gets rid of the laziest one, another one will just start being lazy instead?”

“You know how they have parameters in games? Like, you're good at magic, but your combat skills blow, or you're a great fighter, but you lack in the brains department.”

“There are all sorts of mysteries in this world, like snacks and candy and sweets falling from the sky!”

“People live to save themselves.”