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“If you ask what life is to me, I'd answer endless days of homework and pain. Why you ask? The amount of homework, it's too much.”
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The best anime quotes about comedy.
“If you ask what life is to me, I'd answer endless days of homework and pain. Why you ask? The amount of homework, it's too much.”
“Even if they're only a year older, shouldn't we respect and serve our elders?”
“Sometimes you have days like this. Days where the most trivial little thing... Ends up getting you wrapped up in some big, annoying trouble.”
“The weather's nice and the breeze feels good. The little birds are making their cute chirping sounds. Perhaps people nowadays have forgotten how wonderful nature is... Yes, don't you think it's a waste to not feel it with your entire body like this?”
“I understand now... What I really need to protect isn't myself, much less my money. It's my pride.”
“I'm a man who makes precise choices about time, place, and people. Pleople call me Master of Choices. I'm gonna be the King of the Choices!”
“You're fat, slow and sloppy. It's not the outside that counts, but there's a limit to that too.”
“I'll give you some wise words, Shining Sleepless General. All heroes die of overwork.”
“There's more to a real man than just his good looks!”
“For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an Artist to create a masterpiece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.”
“Being angry consumes energy and makes me tired. So I'd rather apologize, even if I'm not at fault. Besides, we get along, and we both want to stay friends. Prolonging an awkward situation out of stubbornness is just silly.”
“I want to reply with a long message, but if it's too long, that might be kind of revolting. But if it's too short, then I might come off as cold instead. Feeling apprehensive of what to do, I decided to reply back with a similar word count instead. This was what they called "mirroring" in psychology. By emulating the actions of the other party, your affection levels would increase!”
“I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient.”
“*to Jyugo* You're such a gloomy Gus, aren't you? You're so gloomy, indecisive, and so pessimistic. You're also dull, have bad handwriting, can't learn, insensitive, weak, a slow runner, a poor talker, and a poor liar. You really can't do anything other than break out of jail. Also you have short legs. But... that means you have lots of character traits, right? That's all you need to know for now, don't you think? If you don't know something, we'll teach you. We're gonna make your life more fun. It doesn't matter whether we're in jail or hell. If we live happily, we win. So let's take it slow and make sure you'll enjoy tomorrow.”
“There are all sorts of mysteries in this world, like snacks and candy and sweets falling from the sky!”
“Nobody thinks they're cuter than others unless they're conceited.”
“There are two kinds of girls in this world. Lovely girls who can get along with me. And all the bitches who can't”
“People only find me interesting because they can't tell whether I'm serious or not.”
“There’s no reason to pretend to be cool. Let’s show our lame sides. That’s who we really are, after all.”
