The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Bears are creatures that feel no insecurity in living alone. They're an animal that lives in isolation. Plus, they can hibernate. What a fabulous thing that is. If I were to be reborn, I definitely want to be a bear.”
“Why do people have to work? I just want to eat and sleep. I should have born as a panda at the zoo.”
“Aside from the fact that I don't have any friends or girlfriends, I'm still a high quality product!”
“It might be for the better if there are amusing people around me. Because any tragedy may seem a comedy, as long as I am with them.”
“I've never seen a hero fall down stairs, cry, and get first aid from demons.”
“You are really red. It would be fun to hang you from a traffic light, and stop cars.”
“Even if I did win, it was boring. How can it be interesting unless you win in an interesting way?”
“Then you swear that, once I defeat an enemy, you will buy me pants?”
“Didn't your mother ever tell you that mentioning a woman's age will get you killed?”
“We are both merchants, and I'll promise you one thing. We will not laugh until we get the money, and we will not cry until we go bankrupt. And guess what? We are going to laugh.”
“I don't think I'm cut out for manual labor. I need to get a more creative job, like saving the whales.”
“[after kissing Okabe] There was a scientific rationale for that! Because... important memories, including, but not limited to, one's first kiss, are stored in the hippocampus, which makes them harder to forget. So I figured...”
“Who cares? Who cares if they're human or if they're something else? If they have boobs, what's the problem?”
“Ha, you're too naive, Kami-yan. I have a wide range of acceptance when it comes to women: not just fallen female main characters, but also foster sisters, foster mothers, foster daughters, twins, widows, senpais, fellow classmates, teachers, childhood friends, ojousamas, blondes, brunettes, brown-haired, silver-haired, long-haired, medium-haired, short-haired, girls wearing bobby pins, wavy-haired, twintails, ponytails, one-sided ponytails, twin braids, ahoges, curly-haired, girls in sailor clothes, blazers, kindergarten nurses, maids, policewomen, witches, shrine maidens, nuns, military women, secretaries, lolis, shotas, tsunderes, cheerleaders, stewardesses, waitresses, goth girls wearing black, goth girls wearing white, girls in China dresses, frail girls, albino girls, fantasists, girls with split personalities, queens, princesses, thigh-high socks, garterbelts, girls who cross-dress as guys, girls who wear glasses, girls who wear an eye-patch, girls who wear bandages, girls in school swimsuits, one-piece swimsuits, bikinis, V-shaped bikinis, bikinis that barely cover anything, ghosts, animal-eared girls, etc.- any female is within my area of acceptance.”
“I wouldn't learn German just to apologize, that would be too much work.”
“Oh man, my heart is pounding. I'm eating snacks in the middle of class! I ate it! I totally ate it! Boldly eating snacks in the middle of class! I'm being so reckless!”
“The toilet is a wonder of civilization. It is a grand invention. It preserves human dignity.”
