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“Hey, why does this situation look like something at the end of a shonen manga?!”
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The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Hey, why does this situation look like something at the end of a shonen manga?!”
“WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU WANNA CRUSH LIKE AN ANT?!”
“Whoever invented stew is brilliant! It has milk in it and it still tastes good.”
“Attention, gun-toting extremists! Can you hear me all right, or did you blow your ears out playing target practice?”
“Real GAY will not be swayed no matter how cute a girl is. Please remember this: out of a hundred men... five are GAY.”
“Fine then, in exchange, you can roam around looking like a cosplayer, violate weapon laws, get arrested by the police, and get interviewed on television.”
“Hey, mutt! I need exercise, so I'll play with you!”
“*on the phone* I'm sorry to interrupt you, Major, but let me offer a bit of feminine advice. BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER JUST FIVE MONTHS!”
“*grabs two citizens and swings them around in a circle* Shorty?! Could a shorty do this?! What else you want to call me: a half-pint bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots!”
“Can't whistle, so I just say the words wheet-whoo.”
“Fighting's fine, but losing looks like it'll hurt... so that'd suck.”
“DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!!”
“42-42-564 whenever you wanna knock on deaths door.”
“Hey, what's that natto for, anyway? If you intend to seduce me with it, you're way off base, you know.”
“Damn that witch. How am I supposed to be cool when she is all hot and naked like that huh?”
“What could that creep possibly be thinking sending sexy underwear to his own daughter.”
