The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Who cares about snow? Snow can't touch me, I could be naked out here and it wouldn't bother me at all.”
“I've told you before, he's not one to trust, Otae-san. No trustworthy man has eyes that look like a dead fish's eyes.”
“It could be real difficult to hide when you're as big a star as I am.”
“Excuse me... I'm not a microphone! I'm a chain scythe.”
“I'm just a dude who's way ahead of his time you know? Does that mean I was born too early because time can't keep up with me?”
“We're not going to sneak in, we're gonna bust in. To bust in means to go in from the front, guns blazing.”
“Alright then! Come here! Come over here, Black Star's giving you a big hug!”
“I was wondering. Do souls taste good? You seem to like 'em.”
“What are you smoking? Don't you see how cool I am? You think I'm going to settle for a flat chested girl like her?”
“That's like what an evil organization in some anime would do.”
“*referring to Armstrong taking off his shirt* Did he have to strip?..”
“What are you, some tantrum throwing brat who forgot to buy his Jump? Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just have to ignore it and not pick at it, and it'll go away.”
