The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Compared to a man as big as me you realize how small you are, don't you? I understand how you feel. Even I can be frightened by my own greatness. So I find it difficult to stand in front of mirrors.”
“Goodbye, vice captain. Why don't you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife? [he shoots, blowing up the whole wall]”
“[after the client asks Shinpachi, Kagura and Ayame to get him stronger] Well, whatever. At any rate, raise his hit points another hundred or so.”
“*after Katsura asks him about what he is doing* Well, I suppose I'm doing something odd, like jogging or taking a walk or something like that.”
“[Shinpachi is tied up, hanging from a tree, and the rope is held by the client] What kind of training is this? What kind of potential does he have?”
“[crashing through the gate on his motor scooter] Thanks for the support! Here come the real heros!”
“Blah, blah, blah, blah… quit your blabbering. Look at this. [holds up an empty glass] Thanks to you assholes, my chocolate parfait [hits one of the amanto with his bokuto] fell to the ground!”
“*referring to Armstrong taking off his shirt* Did he have to strip?..”
“*after Shinpachi caught up to him, while running from the police* What a nice boy you are. Have you come to return my wooden sword? That's all right. It was just a souvenir I bought on a school trip.”
“You can look high or low but you wont find a bigger guy than me!”
“What could that creep possibly be thinking sending sexy underwear to his own daughter.”
“What are you smoking? Don't you see how cool I am? You think I'm going to settle for a flat chested girl like her?”
