The best anime quotes about comedy.
“*punches Kurogane* That was payback, Kuro-sama!”
“I sunk again. *after sinking in the desert*”
“Of course! Dogs embody loyalty, they follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain, and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me Fuery, they're the great servants of man! *singing* Loyal canine how we salute thee! *laughs maniacally*”
“*to Edward* There's something disturbing about having to be in your debt...”
“Wow, he did it. He's gonna fl- *boosts up to the ceiling and smashes his head*”
“Fighting's fine, but losing looks like it'll hurt... so that'd suck.”
“Can't whistle, so I just say the words wheet-whoo.”
“I didn't abduct her. It was voluntary arrest.”
“What is the resulting amperage when applying 3.0V to a conductor with 20ohm resistance?”
“Whoever invented stew is brilliant! It has milk in it and it still tastes good.”
“*on the phone* I'm sorry to interrupt you, Major, but let me offer a bit of feminine advice. BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER JUST FIVE MONTHS!”
“Fine then, in exchange, you can roam around looking like a cosplayer, violate weapon laws, get arrested by the police, and get interviewed on television.”
“Don't use a serious tone. Don't breathe on me. Your face is too close. Freaking me out.”
“Hey, yo, check this out! It's a moonwalk, it's a moonwalk! Head spin!”
