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“It's exactly what the SOS Brigade needs! We need something like a mysterious transfer student!”
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The best anime quotes about comedy.
“It's exactly what the SOS Brigade needs! We need something like a mysterious transfer student!”
“I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!”
“*commenting on Haruhi's naming of the SOS brigade* Haruhi's incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want.”
“A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!”
“Wait Lenalee! Komurin is not evil! The coffee is evil!! Hate the crime, not the person. Hate the coffee, not Komurin, Lenalee.”
“*referring to Haruhi* It would appear that she views guys on the same level as potatoes.”
“*referring to Haruhi* She must have been born dumb.”
“*to Haruhi* I'm begging you. Establish the context before you start talking.”
“You're the new Adam and Eve. Go on, procreate, increase the population.”
“Every school story has to have a maid character!”
“Kyon-kun. If I become ruined for marriage will you take me?”
“Wow, he did it. He's gonna fl- *boosts up to the ceiling and smashes his head*”
“Come on now. Is that anyway to talk to your new boss, landlord, and all-around overseer?”
“Attention, gun-toting extremists! Can you hear me all right, or did you blow your ears out playing target practice?”
“Of course! Dogs embody loyalty, they follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain, and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me Fuery, they're the great servants of man! *singing* Loyal canine how we salute thee! *laughs maniacally*”
“Um, if we encounter the Angel here, I'm going to pee buckets on the spot!”
“For all our sake I will sing and pee my heart out in the name of spirit!”
