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“Good God, is she in the running for 'brattiest princess ever'? Must've been spoiled rotten when she was growing up”
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“Good God, is she in the running for 'brattiest princess ever'? Must've been spoiled rotten when she was growing up”
“*after Kain asks him if he getting slapped by Kaname was worth thinking about Yuuki's blood* Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!!”
“Listen up, brats! Get the hell back to your dorms! Why do I have to deal with you running around screaming "Kyaa! Kyaa!" every damn day?! Why?!”
“It's fine, dummy! Since you're the one wearing it! *to Gilbert, while giving him clothes for the coming of age ceremony*”
“Now then... I've come to reclaim my helm! That's what I wanted to say, but before that... put on some damn clothes!!!”
“I'll tell you two things: First, any human on the surface will be completely annihilated by our Human Eradication Army. Second, that is my dinner - give it back!”
“*to Yoko* If your fat ass slows us down, I'll leave you behind, Undergrounder.”
“Meatball head, don't go in there alone! You'd probably get lost in your own closet!”
“I'd rather get whipped by a pretty girl like you, than fight this pesky war.”
“Kanda, isn't your long hair in the way? You should cut it. *after that Kanda tells him to GO DIE*”
“This is bad, Lenalee! You have to think more sexy thoughts, or else, you'll never find a lover!”
“*after Lenalee hits Lavi* Wow, Lenalee's punch of love.”