The best anime quotes about comedy.
“*while being chased by a jet* How will I ever explain to my friends why I have tire tracks down my back?”
“Look who's talking! You think the paperboy likes you just because he rides by your front door every morning!”
“Good God, is she in the running for 'brattiest princess ever'? Must've been spoiled rotten when she was growing up”
“*when Ciel questions why he's dressed up as a female for Aleister's party* Because I've always wanted a daughter! A cute daughter who would look lovely in those long flowing dresses!”
“Psst, hey Rei, major question. You didn't forget to kiss Chad goodbye, did you?”
“But my strength is too large, so Mr. Sebastian forbids me to touch anything in the kitchen.”
“I've had it with this itchy costume! We were supposed to be dwarves, remember? Not animals! I feel like some little five-year old back in kindergarten!”
“*referring to Tsukino* Are you stupid, or just incredibly lazy?”
