The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Kanda, isn't your long hair in the way? You should cut it. *after that Kanda tells him to GO DIE*”
“I'd rather get whipped by a pretty girl like you, than fight this pesky war.”
“If you're scared, you might as well just cling to my arm. Creates more of an atmosphere.”
“Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her.”
“Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running ten laps around the school, naked! And you'll have to yell "Green Martians are chasing me!" for the whole ten laps!”
“*thinking* Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, bastard?”
“The person that needs to be as far away from the H-bomb switch as possible in all of Japan, is right here.”
“Wait Lenalee! Komurin is not evil! The coffee is evil!! Hate the crime, not the person. Hate the coffee, not Komurin, Lenalee.”
“I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud.”
“...but as they say, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. I don't know which fat lady is doing the singing or where she's planning on doing her singing. But if I find out where she is, I'd like to put her out of commission for a year!”
“A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!”
“Stop kidding around! You're gonna hurt someone with that! Even if that's a rubber knife, you're scaring the hell out of me!”
“Emblem? Looks like a grumbling, drunken tapeworm to me.”
“*mockingly* That's amazing, Mikuru! We're counting on you! The Earth is in your-- *breaks into uncontrollable and hysterical laughter*”
