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“The earth's rowdier than a group of five high school guys living under the same roof.”
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The best anime quotes about comedy.
“The earth's rowdier than a group of five high school guys living under the same roof.”
“What are you smoking? Don't you see how cool I am? You think I'm going to settle for a flat chested girl like her?”
“In this country, we don't call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.”
“Can you stop guessing if they got the question right based on the amount of time left when they cut to commercial!?”
“Damn that sister of mine! She's always talking about our father, but what did that baldy ever do for us?! He just played Othello with us from time to time!”
“Oh crap! Today is Jump release day! I forgot it comes out on Saturday this week! We have to go back!”
“You mean that we failed again to prevent a bombing? What are you doing, Hijikata-san? You should take this job more seriously.”
“*to Okita, who tells him that he should take his job more seriously* Shall I put you to sleep, ingrate?”
“Gin-san, aren't you gonna make fun of me? Are you just gonna ignore me?!”
“*while eating Super Spicy Senbei* It's spicy... It's spicy. Damn it, why am I... It's so spicy I have tears in my eyes.”
“Hijikata-san. I forgot my flute at the headquarters, so I'm gonna go back and get it real quick.”
“*about Katsura, who apparently got his head hit very hard* Forget his name, this guy's questioning his own existence!”
“As time goes by without anyone eating it, it starts getting dry and looking anything but appetizing, and no one's willing to make a move, but when the busboy takes it you go 'wait, we're not done with that yet.' kinda on reflex. But then you end up leaving without eating it.”
