The best anime quotes about comedy.
“What is it, you? Bang bang banging on people's heads like that. Are you hoping to become a tambourine player? If you don't like Shin-chan, then how about Sen-chan from secret operation?”
“Inside your mouth, it's rat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta, wonderful.”
“[Referring to Tosen] He's such a boy scout, wouldn't you agree?”
“[Shinpachi and Kagura are stuck in a trashcan, and have been pushed onto the train tracks. Shinpachi sees a train coming]This timing's just like some manga!”
“[Talking about Hueco Mundo] There isn't even water! Huh? Then how'd we have tea earlier?”
“[after hitting Kagura with his motor scooter, Gintoki looks inside a vending machine slot] D-don't worry. A-all we have to do is find a t-t-time machine.”
“*talking about a nosebleed* And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?!”
“[Urahara writes Ichigo a message in blood] Please meet at Urahara shop immediately. [After Ichigo freaked out] P.S: If you look at this message and think that it is the message of a person before his death... then you have no sense of humor.”
“[in reference to Mizuho Asano, Keigo's sister] I owe this crazy woman.”
“I'll tattle-tale to Yachiru if you keep that up, Ikkaku!”
“[Sees Yoruichi in cat form] Yes! It's Yoruichi! You've come back! Ha ha ha!! [Picks her up] Come here you little devil, let me take a look at you! You're my fuzzy little troublemaker, yes you are! Now who's your daddy? Hmm?”
“Lately, I've been looking at these two guys only. As expected, I see flowers when there are women in the workplace... the atmosphere!”
“[Rangiku steps out of the bath naked to comfort a crying Orihime] There, there! Cry, cry, you poor thing. Drown all of your sorrows in my chest!”
“The Commander-General's rather violent today, wouldn't you say?”
