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“For me, apples are like cigarettes and liquor for humans. If I'm deprived, I go into withdrawals.”
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The best anime quotes about comedy.
“For me, apples are like cigarettes and liquor for humans. If I'm deprived, I go into withdrawals.”
“[When Ino visits him in the hospital] Hehe. I'm also the type that gets girls to visit him. Take that, Shikamaru!”
“Hmmm...how do I put this? My first impression of this group...you're a bunch of idiots!”
“[to Ichigo] Try to stay alive, okay? That way, you and Kenny can play again some day!”
“No matter how many times I do this, it results in a wonderful reaction from you, Ichigo!”
“[When she hops into the bath with Ichigo, but in cat form] What? Are you a little disappointed? Come on, be honest. You are, aren't you? You little pervert!”
“[About Naruto] Well that's typical. Not happy unless he's giving people a heart attack.”
“The guards will show you to your chamber. The one that used to be the bad chamber, until the recent refurbishing that is. Of course, we've been calling it the new chamber, but we really should number them. Uh, take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad!”
“Relax, Sokka. Where we're going, you won't need any pants!”
“Who knew that floating on a piece of drift wood for three weeks with no food or water... and sea volchers waiting to pluck out your liver could make one so tense.”
“Hmm... *puts on a happy face* Delectable tea... *changes to serious face* or deadly poison?..”
“[after Zuko calls him a child] Well, you're just a teenager.”
“Look what I found! These are packue berries, known to cure the poison of the white jade plant... THAT, or makaoli berries that cause blindness.”
“[with a bow and arrow ready to fire] Not as pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it? You live in a time where they don't even have SHAMPOO.”
“*to Zuko* You're looking at the rare white dragon bush. It's leaves make a tea sooo delicious, it's heartbreaking... THAT, or it's the white jade bush, which is poisonous.”
