The best anime quotes about comedy.
“*to Zuko* You're looking at the rare white dragon bush. It's leaves make a tea sooo delicious, it's heartbreaking... THAT, or it's the white jade bush, which is poisonous.”
“[sarcastically] In my country, we exchange a pleasant "hello" before asking questions.”
“[to Katara] Come... closer... closer... Will you go penguin sledding with me?”
“[sarcastically, after Aang tells him about his flying bison] Right, and this is Katara, my flying sister.”
“[with a bow and arrow ready to fire] Not as pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it? You live in a time where they don't even have SHAMPOO.”
“Look what I found! These are packue berries, known to cure the poison of the white jade plant... THAT, or makaoli berries that cause blindness.”
“The past can be a great teacher. (trips over a wire, opens a spike trap, and manages to blow himself over it just in time and looks back fearfully) Zuko? I think the past is trying to kill me!”
“I didn't know what or when, but I knew I'd know it when I knew it!”
“Aang, this is my friend Foo-Foo Cuddly Poofs, Foo-Foo Cuddly Poofs, Aang.”
“[soothing Appa] Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.”
“Sokka, you're supposed to put the tarp on top of the tent. You know, so we don't get rained on?”
“Gooood morning earth-bending student!”
“I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but (sniffs) it's just so sad!”
“It won't work. You country-bumpkins will stand out a mile. [Eats food with her hands]”
“I know I am not the person you expected...and I did not expect to be licked by a giant tongue just now.”
