The best anime quotes about comedy.
“*referring to Jun* Look at her! Because she hasn't got any boyfriends around she fawns all over her guardian ghost.”
“Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara's busy, I guess it's up to me.”
“It looked like it was going to be germ warfare, but the Bacterian fight got me ready for that.”
“(Master Roshi is reaching for Launch's buttocks as Krillin barges in and makes him angry) Do you time this?”
“Boys, am I not always telling you to get in touch with your feelings, your inner gangster? Okay, actually I don't care about your feelings, never did, never will.”
“If I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast. Isn't it a man's fantasy to watch that from behind?”
“Look Goku, you can go out in public and have your hair sticking out in every direction if you want to, but not me!”
“Copper, 40g; Zinc, 25g; Nickel, 15g; Hiding Embarrassment, 5g and Spite, 97kg.”
“Hey hun! I've got a great idea, let's trade! Yo take my spot and I'll fight Hercule!”
“The word "ignorant" has a nice ring to it, so I don't mind being called that, but "incompetent" is going just a bit too far...”
“Is that so? Then I'll just use "pathetic" next time.”
“(after Master Roshi tells him they have to dig in a farm) First we're the milkmen, and now we're stinkin' farmers. We never did this in Orin Temple.”
