The best anime quotes about comedy.
“*referring to Jun* Look at her! Because she hasn't got any boyfriends around she fawns all over her guardian ghost.”
“Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it tastes like sand. I never thought I would miss the taste of mud so much.”
“Looks like Long Feng is long gone! (laughs) Oh, I've been waiting to use that one!”
“I've seen enough of Ba Sing Sei. And I can't even see!”
“[looking through a periscope at the dust cloud Toph made] Hey... Look at that dust cloud. It's so...poofy! [Mimes by closing and opening her hand] Poof!”
“[after Princess Yue unexpectedly kisses him] Okay, now I'm really confused. Happy, but confused.”
“Uh, Toph, I think your feet need their eyes checked.”
“All right! Team Avatar is back! Air, water, earth, fire- (grabs a bunch of leaves) fan, and sword! (his leaf limps)”
“I am not Toph! I am Melon Lord! (Toph laughs maniacally)”
“[after winning a game of beach volleyball/"Kuai Ball"] Yes! We defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation! [pause] Well, that was fun.”
“Sokka, you're supposed to put the tarp on top of the tent. You know, so we don't get rained on?”
“Chakras, chakras, everybody loves chakras! Chakras, chakras! Chakra sandwich tastes good! Yum!”
“Please tell me you're here because the Firelord is a big wimp and you didn't need to take him down.”