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“Noooo, there's no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!”
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The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Noooo, there's no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!”
“[in reference to Mizuho Asano, Keigo's sister] I owe this crazy woman.”
“The Commander-General's rather violent today, wouldn't you say?”
“I don't know if you noticed, but you just called him "Captain."”
“[Sees Yoruichi in cat form] Yes! It's Yoruichi! You've come back! Ha ha ha!! [Picks her up] Come here you little devil, let me take a look at you! You're my fuzzy little troublemaker, yes you are! Now who's your daddy? Hmm?”
“[to Yuzu] Ah! It's okay, Yuzu, don't cry! Daddy will show you something really hilarious!”
“[holds up juice box] How do you drink from this?”
“[to Nemu about Uryuu. Nemu is currently attempting to restrain Uryuu so Mayruri can heal him, but she is unknowingly smothering him with her breasts] Yes, Nemu. Just smother him with those things. Worst case, he dies happy.”
“[lying about coming to save Rukia] Just passing by. No big deal.... Well, if you must know, I felt a sudden urge to go to Sunflower Seams, that 24-hour dressmaking shop. There's a branch near here. That's where I was headed at this late hour. I certainly didn't bring this bag with me just so I would have an excuse for suddenly leaving the house because I sensed the spirit energy of a shinigami, all right?”
“Ah, Kurosaki. I'm glad to see you've finally realized the importance of a cape.”
“Cute, cute Nanao-chaaaan. Lovely, lovely Nanao -- AHHHHHHH!!!!”
“I placed this blade of grass in my mouth thinking I'd look cool. But it must be poison 'cause ith makinth ma mouth numb.”
“[when Naruto transforms into a woman in front of the whole class] CUT THE STUPID TRICKS! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!!”
“[about the inefficacy of his attack against Tsunade] Did it not penetrate deep enough because of her fat breasts?”
