Shunsui Kyōraku — memorable quote from Bleach

“Mistaking lust for love shows that you're caught in an inflationary spiral of sexual frustration.”

“People only find me interesting because they can't tell whether I'm serious or not.”

“There are two kinds of girls in this world. Lovely girls who can get along with me. And all the bitches who can't”

“There are all sorts of mysteries in this world, like snacks and candy and sweets falling from the sky!”

“There’s no reason to pretend to be cool. Let’s show our lame sides. That’s who we really are, after all.”