The best anime quotes about comedy.
“Are you done with puberty? Then it's time for you to eat sushi.”
“Hey! Quit hitting Italy when I'm not around! *England runs away* Get back here! Hit him again, and I'll shape ya up like a heart! *Runs after him*”
“*Ganju offers Yumichika to kiss his ass* An ugly thought... That's truly ugly.”
“Why, you...! You punched my ruggedly handsome face! Not once, but twice!”
“*Repeatedly squeezes the cat's paw* Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish! *the cat licks Italy's face. He screams* Captain! What's happening? This is mutiny! It's mutiny!”
“*Narrating* One night, I couldn't sleep well and opened my eyes...to find some strange guy staring at me.”
“You'll find that Ichigo has an uncanny knack for forgeting people's faces, and the names to go with them.”
“The unicorn was real! Of course YOU couldn't see it, because you're not PURE. But I saw it and it was cute with a soft fluffy mane...”
“*yelling at her pager, which is laying on the ground* Urahara! Why don't you ever pick up when I call you in emergencies like this? You call yourself a business man! Then why do you show up when you're not wanted, and then when I really need you, you won't answer?!”
“In Hell, the Germans are policemen, the English are cooks, the French are engineers, the Italians are bankers, and the Swiss are lovers~”
“Ya gotta wonder about someone who'd be dumb enough to follow a person as crazy as he is. Wait, I think I just insulted myself.”
