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“*Narrating* One night, I couldn't sleep well and opened my eyes...to find some strange guy staring at me.”
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The best anime quotes about comedy.
“*Narrating* One night, I couldn't sleep well and opened my eyes...to find some strange guy staring at me.”
“You'll find that Ichigo has an uncanny knack for forgeting people's faces, and the names to go with them.”
“What the-- Hun-- HUNGARY!? Why the hell are you here?!”
“*yelling at her pager, which is laying on the ground* Urahara! Why don't you ever pick up when I call you in emergencies like this? You call yourself a business man! Then why do you show up when you're not wanted, and then when I really need you, you won't answer?!”
“Besides, it's not LEARNED! What's with that LEARNED?! It's LEARNT, you stupid!”
“*Rukia talking to Renji* Hit a nerve, did I? Well, don't worry Mr. Officer. Now you have the rank, and the pompous attitude, and weird eyebrows to go with it!”
“*Kida asks Simon to give him a discount next time* If I did, I'd meet a watery grave on Russian land.”
“The unicorn was real! Of course YOU couldn't see it, because you're not PURE. But I saw it and it was cute with a soft fluffy mane...”
“In Hell, the Germans are policemen, the English are cooks, the French are engineers, the Italians are bankers, and the Swiss are lovers~”
“*Simon to Celty, who's wearing a super revealing bikini*You are more transparent than you think.”
“*Repeatedly squeezes the cat's paw* Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish! *the cat licks Italy's face. He screams* Captain! What's happening? This is mutiny! It's mutiny!”
“That's not necessary. It's a waste of time. Let's get married.”
“*Milay describes Lelouch as a subordinate* Subordinate..? Yeah, I guess I am.”
