The best anime quotes about comedy.
“The end of the world is here, huh?”
“*Gintoki stopped by a metal detector* Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?”
“*staring at his hand in the toilet* Do you know why people have two hands? That's because...”
“Every since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura? (One Piece parody)”
“Oi, oi. Why do you have red eyes? Have you been playing Tetris all night?”
“Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away.”
“A life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi!”
“*Haruhi talking to hitachiin brothers* You two are different even though you look the same.”
“Did you really think that we hadn't realized yet? Scaring you silly...was quite lovely.”
“Jealous? Really? Really?! Really Haruhi?!! *after that Haruhi shoots him down with a negative answer*”
“You don't have to bring up your seniority every time, you know.”
“When a woman says something's cute, a man just can't trust it.”
“*Tamaki is sulking* Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets?”
“They have a one-eye bandaged member, so we'll be better and have a two-eye bandaged member!”
