The best anime quotes about comedy.
“*Gintoki stopped by a metal detector* Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?”
“*staring at his hand in the toilet* Do you know why people have two hands? That's because...”
“Every since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura? (One Piece parody)”
“Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, calcium! If we have enough calcium, we can do anything!”
“Oi, oi. Why do you have red eyes? Have you been playing Tetris all night?”
“*Tamaki is sulking* Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets?”
“You know, sempai, this could be considered sexual harrassment.”
“Jealous? Really? Really?! Really Haruhi?!! *after that Haruhi shoots him down with a negative answer*”
“*Haruhi talking to hitachiin brothers* You two are different even though you look the same.”
“Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away.”
“Even though I gave my first kiss to a girl by a weird series of events, the night had a good feel to it.”
“Alright! The Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord has given his approval!”
