“I wouldn't learn German just to apologize, that would be too much work.”
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“I wouldn't learn German just to apologize, that would be too much work.”
“Whenever I see tulips, I'm always reminded of when we learned that these precious little flowers, have the strength to endure harsh winters.”
“Helping people has nothing to do with being royalty or nobility or whatever.”
“I've never been so grateful to have walls to shut the world out.”
“She was stolen away before I even realized I liked her.”
“And so it all begins. This boy's name is Yusuke. He's 14 years old and is supposed to be the hero of the story... but oddly enough, he's dead.”
“All I ever did was pay attention to myself. And I'm not even sure I saw myself clearly.”
“Items to invent: Bed, massage chair, humidifier, rubber band, Rube Goldberg Machine, religion... Religions are invented? I've learned something new.”
“May those who accept their fate be granted Happiness, may those who defy their fate be granted Glory.”
“I've already made up my mind, to the statement: "The most important thing in life is money". I answered "No".”
“People are capable of creating another part of themselves inside themselves at any time. A part that they can truly like.”
“Something as shady as a witch couldn't possibly exist.”
“Whatever I do, I'll always be me. I won't tone myself down to fit in.”
“Mistakes are not shackles that halt one from stepping forward. Rather, they are that which sustain and grow one's heart.”
“The toilet is a wonder of civilization. It is a grand invention. It preserves human dignity.”
“They say if you change yourself, you'll change the world, but that's a complete lie. When people judge somebody, it becomes a fixed idea and an impression that lasts. A loner is forced to stay a loner. If you do your best at something and stand out, that'll only get used as fodder for criticism. Those are the rules of the Kingdom of Children.”
“Winning a game is not dependent on surpassing your opponents with your strength or waiting for lucky breaks. Conquer the opponent, crushing them, and stepping over the fallen ones ruthlessly. Winning means dominating over countless dead bodies.”
“[after stabbing some fishes] That's it! This is love! Little fishies, does it hurt? I'll teach you. This is love, you know! I have to eat lots and grow big! And this time, I'll teach everyone what love is. Everyone! Everyone!”
“God, if this world, this story, is moving ahead according to the system you created... then I first need to destroy that illusion!”
“Someone that really can't kill others, has no reason. It is unnatural when you are able to find a reason why you can't kill, and can tell others smoothly.”