“[To Sarutobi] What nonsense! In the grand scheme of time, you're nothing more than a trivial footnote in the brief history of a cluster of huts called the "Leaf Village"! In time, the Hokage Stone Faces will crumble and be worn down to nothing...”
“Their mistakes were simple ones. Gouki's mistake was being overconfident and Kurama's... sympathy for his human prey.”
“I'm impressed. No one has ever gotten the better of me like that. It is almost a shame to take the bending of someone so talented. ALMOST.”
“Don't make it sound so easy! Don't you realize how hard I had to study? I worked hard... I worked so hard!”
“I love the type of woman who can kick my ***.”
“Did you not understand? All dreams eventually disappear when the dreamers wake.”
“Incomprehensibility is a part of human life. But what does this mean? I just can't understand it.”
“I think running a restaurant would fit you better than being an assassin.”
“We didn't even know each other then. And now, I can't imagine my life without you in it. You're the most loyal, brave and selfless person I've ever known.”
“Between being eternally unable to wake from a dream, and being eternally unable to dream, which do you think would be more unfortunate? Still, both the dream that we deemed eternal, and this very reality, are destined to end someday.”
“I have no parents, and I'm not a product of love. Therefore, I can't understand what a 'good wife' is. Even so... the love he gave me is my entire world. No one can humiliate that.”
“Our lives were real! Not a single moment of them were fake! Everyone lived the best they could! We carved those memories into ourselves! Memories of living as hard as we could! No matter what kind they were, they're the life we led! Erasing them in the blink of an eye like that... Wasn't your life also real to you?!”
“Oh, life is fun! Try sayin' that ten times fast ten thousand times a minute every day for the rest of your life and it'll screw with your head so bad that all problems will disappear like MAGIC! Okay okay okay, I've gotten past the sadness and as of now I'm evolving to a HIGHER STAAAATE! Right? Tell me you all think so! Life is a magnificent beast, and it excites me!”